Le canzoni di Phoebe
The Baby To Teenager Song
They're tiny and chubby and so
sweet to touch.
Soon they'll grow up to resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why.
You cry and you cry and you cry.
The Barnyard Song
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes
moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers!
Nooowww, chickens!
The Bisexual Song
Sometimes men love women,
Sometimes men love men,
And then there are bisexuals,
Though some just say they're kidding themselves.
La la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
The Blackout Song
New York City has no power.
And the milk is getting sour.
But to me this is not scary,
'Cause I stay away from dairy.
The Grandma Song
Now, grandma's a person who
everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and some day you will too.
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
Two of them kissed last night
There was a girl. We'll call her
Betty.
And a guy. Let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real.
(...)
Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly,
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Lulie
He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide...
Smelly Cat
Chorus:
Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!
The You Don't Wanna Do Song
There'll be times when you get
older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you...
But don't.
Chorus:
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do. Everybody!
That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
I'm in the shower and I'm
writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
As needed
I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen
La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
And my mother's ashes
Even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little yellow jaaaaaaar
You don't have to be awake to be
my man
As long as you have brain waves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say...
Love is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love, your love, your love
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart
La la la la la la la...
They found their bodies the very
next day
And they found their bodies the very next...
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
(time passes by)
And you're all invited to bite me!
...And the crusty old man said
"I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas.
When I play I play for me
I don't need your charity!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
Stephanie knows all the chords...
